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Don't F*ck the Priest

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Don't F*ck the Priest

Who This Appeals To

Designed for mature Lamentations of the Flame Princess players who embrace dark, visceral horror themes. Perfect for groups seeking transgressive, boundary-pushing RPG experiences with grotesque imagery and adult content.

Product Description

Boxed set with 64-page A5-sized full color hardcover book with stitched binding, 55-card custom deck, and two custom dice. Shrinkwrapped.

Credits:

  • Writing by James Edward Raggi IV
  • Art by Charlie Gillespie
  • Layout and Cartography by Glynn Seal
  • Logo by Christopher Horst
  • Editing by Tom Cadorette

Filth, rot, decay, infection.

The smell of vomit, the goodwill of venereal disease, and the excitement of a terminal diagnosis.

Is that fluid from a putrefying corpse or an orgasmic discharge? Taste it and find out.

What's Included:

  • 64-page A5 full-color hardcover with stitched binding
  • 55-card custom deck
  • Two custom dice
  • Professional shrinkwrap packaging

Explore more dark adventures with Carcosa, Death Frost Doom, or Qelong.

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Description

Who This Appeals To

Designed for mature Lamentations of the Flame Princess players who embrace dark, visceral horror themes. Perfect for groups seeking transgressive, boundary-pushing RPG experiences with grotesque imagery and adult content.

Product Description

Boxed set with 64-page A5-sized full color hardcover book with stitched binding, 55-card custom deck, and two custom dice. Shrinkwrapped.

Credits:

  • Writing by James Edward Raggi IV
  • Art by Charlie Gillespie
  • Layout and Cartography by Glynn Seal
  • Logo by Christopher Horst
  • Editing by Tom Cadorette

Filth, rot, decay, infection.

The smell of vomit, the goodwill of venereal disease, and the excitement of a terminal diagnosis.

Is that fluid from a putrefying corpse or an orgasmic discharge? Taste it and find out.

What's Included:

  • 64-page A5 full-color hardcover with stitched binding
  • 55-card custom deck
  • Two custom dice
  • Professional shrinkwrap packaging

Explore more dark adventures with Carcosa, Death Frost Doom, or Qelong.